Jeff Yalden Visits Windsor, Ontario, CANADA

First of all I want to thank Brennan and Holy Names High Schools for inviting me to speak to their kids. I want to thank teachers for their precious class time too. What a great visit. Wonderful schools, wonderful people, and a wonderful visit.
Thanks to the Teen Youth Centre and Dodie that coordinated the visit and your staff. Thanks to the RBC (Royal Bank of Canada) and Dave the branch manager for sponsoring my visit.

It was all around one of the best days. Kids were great!!!

Ok . . . So I met this really cute young lady named Meagan who has a story that reminds me so much of what I did when I was in like 5th or 6th grade but she is doing it now. Well, I did it wrong and she is doing it right but my wife won’t let me do it because she thinks it’s stupid.

So, I told Meagan I loved her glasses and her friends started laughing and I didn’t know why. Well, Meagan has nice glasses but doesn’t need glasses. They are clear lenses and she thinks that glasses are HOTT.

Well, so do I. I think that all people that wear glasses are better looking and smarter than everybody else. So, when I was young I faked the whole eye exam to get glasses. Glasses I got and I also got a really bad headache too.

So, I never wore those glasses again but I still love glasses and want a pair so bad but my wife won’t let me.

I saw Meagan and she was doing what I want to do. She can get away with it because she is cute. I am a fat, sexy, bald, 37 year old man . . . NOT SEXY!!

Fun day and I want to thank everyone again for a great visit.

Accept who you are. If glasses will make you feel better then get glasses. If you want hair extensions then get them. If you want to wear something pretty and sexy then by God wear it . . . Just cover yourself up!!!!!

Love you all . . . -Jeff Yalden

Author:Jeff Yalden, Youth Motivational Speaker

Youth Motivational Speaker & Teen Life Coach. Since 1992, Jeff Yalden has been mesmerizing audiences with his engaging style and passion. Jeff is a story-teller that every where he speaks, he guarantees he is real and in the moment, perfect for every audience. He is one of a kind. He's interactive and nobody pours as much energy and passion into their programs that Jeff does. Guaranteed, Jeff will be a defining moment and a highlight of your students lives.

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